Ugh where is it?!?!?! I want to get it OVER WITH!?

Hi, I've been having EVERY LAST symptom for my period. I really want it to get here so I can plan ahead for school and such. I have to know so I can decide when I can go sled , a priority in my life. I have: discharge for 2 years, , VERY tender s this past week, increased discharge past few months, a little lower back pain past week, moody, lots of cramps, you name it, I have it. I really want to know why I don't have it yet! Why?